Welcome to Scrapped Productions.

We strive to create and provide the highest quality services in:

  • Design
  • Conceptualization
  • Professionalism
  • Various Sauces
  • Waste repurposing
  • Used string, twine, shoelace and cording
  • Anecdotes dealing with Lactose Intolerance
  • Eating just one potato chip in a sitting
  • Infrared Global Hypercommunication Technology
  • Life-Coaching for the recently deceased
  • Dill Pickle Chocolate Chunk Ice cream (Must provide proof of maternity)
  • Industrial Grade L87 All-Purpose Insulaton and Radiation Shielding
  • A Duck (The duck service is by invitation only)

-President and founder,

Bill Jackson